10 Things I Hate About My Friends

The unfortunate truth is that most of us hate our friends. But you aren’t brave enough to admit it. We, however, are. And yes, that makes us better than you. You can’t not have expected that though. You haven’t done ANYTHING have you, reader scum. So sit tight and listen up you absolute hermits. Here are just 10 reasons why your friends, those you confide in and throughly irritate (and then throw away, who are we kidding), are some of the most insufferable of beings and DESERVE your hatred, utter disgust, and disapproval. 1: Their eyebrows  2: Their eyeballs. 3: Their hands. 4: Their tooth’s teeth. 5: Their nose bones. 6: The way they stand. 7: Their hair. 8: Their your their friends. 9: Their funny. 10: We just completely 100% hate them, genuinely. So that’s that. But also not, because there will be more (maybe). And if you have any EMOTIONS, COMPLAINTS, OR COMPLIMENTS regarding this article and it’s content, you can buzz right off. So. In conclusion… 🤤🦾MOMMY HERE WE GO AGAIN!🎶...